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March 31, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at March 31, 2010

When the sun comes up on Easter Day, Folks dressed in new outfits will be on display. Little Jane’s bright yellow dress has a big white bow, Her new shoes hurt but she won’t let her pain show. Brother Jimmy’s new suit is a young boy’s worst fear, He much rather dress in casual jeans type of gear. Mom bought a new outfit its two shades of pink, Dad saw how she looked and gave her a wink. The hand colored eggs have been hidden from view, The children will find them in the grass wet with dew. They each have a huge Easter basket to hold all their loot, Jimmy can’t wait to change out of his Easter Day suit. Jelly beans and chocolate Easter bunnies the children desire, Mom hid them out of sight just under the wire. Jane’s Easter basket is full, but not her tummy, The ham’s on the table and it sure looks yummy. Little brother heads to the kitchen to peak in the pans, But mother yells just in time – please wash your hands. The family sits down for Easter Day dinner, Mom thinks the yams will be a sure fire winner. The green beans and carrots are passed plate to plate, The kids want to eat until Dad says – not yet please wait. I had my own Easter basket filled to the brim, But my husband found it so I gave it to him. He ate most of the goodies except for just one, He saved me the chocolate bunny, Happy Easter everyonel. Minnie

March 18, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at March 18, 2010

Ordering

Did you ever go out to eat and just can’t decide what you want the menu looks great there is like everything and anything to satisfy those taste buds of yours. But try as you might you just can’t decide what you want.Well maybe next time you go out to dinner or breakfast or lunch how about doing this just what this guy did maybe that will be on the menu and if not ask for it anyways.Hey you never know you might leave there with a very full mind but make sure you leave a nice big tip for the waitress. Minnie Minnie

February 24, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at February 24, 2010

A NAUGTY LITTLE POEM??

I’m sure you can imagine As plain as you can be The place is Picadilly The player He and She She whispered “Will it hurt me?” “Of course not” answered he “It’s a very simple process, You can rely on me.” She said “I’m frightened, I’ve not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore.” Then finally contented Laid back and relaxed a bit Quickly and readily he bent over her And then he started it It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been quite a size “Calm yourself,” he whispered His face was filled with a grin “Try and open a bit wider So I can get it in”. “It’s coming now,”he whispered. “I know.”she cried in a bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said “I am glad I am having this..” And with final effort She gave a frightened shout. He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contented Sighed and gave a smile She said,” I am glad I came now You made it worth my while.” Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find… Is not what you imagined It’s just your dirty mind!! Minnie

February 9, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at February 9, 2010

Night Crawlers

My bones rattling My teeth grinding My heart pounding The tree limbs thumping The world spinning Everything is in movement And all u can think about Is what may be in the dark Little creatures so small and dark Big Ole creatures so crazy and strong And the one creature that runs through You like it causes pain throughout your Whole entire body Creepy Crawlers still alive Back to haunt the dead or live And now will get u whether not Your alive… jj Minnie

January 29, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at January 29, 2010

Butterfly, Butterfly

butterfly, butterfly fly in the sky butterfly, butterfly flies so high butterfly, butterfly lands on my thigh butterfly, butterfly motionlessly lies butterfly, butterfly gracefully dies Adryan Bates Minnie

January 5, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at January 5, 2010

Here are Grandma's Spectacles.

Here are Grandma’s spectacles, And here is Grandma’s hat, And here’s the way she folds her hands, And puts them in her lap. Here are Grandpa’s spectacles, And here is Grandpa’s hat, And here’s the way he folds his arms, And takes a little nap. So let us be very quiet as to not wake Grandpa up because we know how grumpy he is when he doesn’t get his nap out

December 21, 2009

Published by MommyMaddy at December 21, 2009

Naughty or Nice

Are you like this little kitty going to be on Santa’s naughty list tearing into the christmas tree now you know you don’t want to be on his bad list now do you. You my little one want to be on Sants good little baby list so you can get lots of presents and lots of diapers for that wet bottom of yours hmm we know that your a good little baby when you want to be so lets see if that can happen since it is almost Christmas time. Minnie

December 14, 2009

Published by MommyMaddy at December 14, 2009

Christmas Morning Memories

Christmas morning memories Filled with wonder and delight As we opened up our presents Santa left us through the night Christmas morning memories Lots of presents were unwrapped Paper strewn around the room Crackers to be snapped Christmas morning memories Shouts of laughter and of glee â€œLook Mum and dad Look what Santa left for me.â€ Christmas morning memories To church a frosty walk Then home again for Christmas Dinner Turkey, ham and Pork. Â©Marie C 1998 Minnie

December 7, 2009

Published by MommyMaddy at December 7, 2009

Christmas night

For me a this would be one awesome night for Christmas. To have the fields and the land before you all covered in snow with just the stars guiding you along the way with the air cool and crisp. Oh but then something happens i look around and smell something so bad i put my hand to my nose and try to get rid of that smell i look over at you and there you sit with that big ole smile you have for granny on your face.Then i know where that terrible smell has come from you have messed your diaper huh naughty little girl you are.And here we were having so much fun riding in the hay wagon with all these people singing Christmas carols well guess what your going to get changed in front of all these people because it won’t be good for that bottom to stay in a messy diaper on this cold night Minnie

November 18, 2009

Published by MommyMaddy at November 18, 2009

So Sad

Its a good thing i don’t like turkey because with a turkey looking back at me with this type of look there is no way i could eat the thing and it looking so sad i mean seriously now can you eat this poor little fellow and it looking back at you with those sad eyes maybe he just needs a good diapering is all. Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving just hope these sad little eyes doesn’t spoil it for you. He must have been having a terrible day for sure just hope it gets better for him is all because if not he is going to end up on someone’s table stuffed for sure. Minnie

October 30, 2009

Published by MommyMaddy at October 30, 2009

Night before

Its the night before candy day when all the diapered little ones can’t sleep because they know its so close to Halloween when they can be someone they usually can’t be in the usual day to day life but your all excited because you get to dress up and have fun in those cute costumes and go door to door for that candy everyone enjoys giving out to you but you like saying treat or trick i can just hear you in that sweet voice of yours say please and thank you so have a wonderful time my sweet diapered ones. So my darlings becareful and watch out for those cars as you cross the streets because as we know they don’t look out for you now do they so hold tightly to mommy’s hand so you can get back home safely. Minnie

October 26, 2009

Published by MommyMaddy at October 26, 2009

Witches

A be”witch”ing poem for the sake of the Halloween spirit. In a city, on the border Of Greenwich Harbor and Bly, Maine Lies a scene, dubbed out of order The people donâ€™t like to explain For when nightfall finds its calling And the ground is damp with dew A strange, mist-like fog starts falling Believed from the witches brew. When the haze drifts on the hillside The scent of sulfur fills the air Streaking â€˜cross the ebbing high tide Till the fog is everywhere Then the night becomes quite stoic â€˜Neath the bright yellow facade And the townsfolk, not heroic Find their shelter eâ€™er abroad. Thus, the city is a ghost town Every night when dusk appears But, alas, thereâ€™s milling around In spite of the chills and fears It is true, the rumored report Of the fog-like mist and smell For within a vacant resort Is the place where witches dwell. While the walls are swayed by motion And the roof is half intact The witches join to boil a potion Made of decades old extract To erase oneâ€™s recollections Of the town that they once knew Once they taste the rich confections That are in the witchesâ€™ brew. Minnie